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Anger, bad boyfriends, Catholicism, Dragon Boat Restaurant, energy vampire, full moon, harm’s way, Irish, Old ladies on motorised wheelchairs, Sunday musings, yum cha
- While Dragon Boat Restaurant has been renovated and looks much awesomer than it used to, it’s no longer the best Yum Cha in Melbourne’s CBD.
- It is entirely possible to be friends with people who look, sound, act just like you – only to discover they have vastly different customs and values.
- Which can be both interesting and horrifying.
- Like… an Irish friend who’s been living half a world away from her family for many years. But she’ll probably give in to her mother, getting married in her home town in a Catholic church (even though she’s very lapsed), and tolerate an enormous frou-frou reception, because anything less would reflect badly on her mother with the neighbours…
- Further, while they don’t have a wedding date yet, she already knows her unborn children will be baptised and have a Catholic education. “They can choose to lapse on their own”…
- Old ladies on motorised wheelchairs have no patience and will mow down both you and your bicycle, with nary a backwards glance rather than wait two seconds for you to move out of the way. [No cyclists or push bikes were injured. This time. Except for minor bruising.]
- It’s incredibly frustrating to realise that another friend, aged 40, can still abandon her female friends for a new relationship, just like we did in high school. Man = new focus + other friends jettisoned to the periphery.
- No matter how old you get, you/your friends can still spectacularly choose the wrong boyfriend. It is also possible to break up with that boyfriend and take him back for no good reason.
- Said boyfriend can be a total energy vampire, really immature and completely wrong for your pal… and somehow this otherwise sane person will still go out with him.
- Everyone seems really angry today. Tomorrow is a full moon. Go figure.
- It’s probably another good day to stay home out of harm’s way, drink pots of tea and just shut the hell up…
~Svasti
P.S. Shiv finally wrote about his Aussie Birthday Bonaza Spectacular – check it out!
Boo. Yeah, you’re right at the end: take care of YOU, friend.
This is funny and wise! I wish it WAS written in my fortune cookie! I love, “they can lapse on their own.” Yikes!
This is off topic but kind of related: a friend of mine just created an amazing artpiece with hundreds of fortune cookie fortunes all sewn together in rows, which looks like a huge curtain of fortunes. It’s a little hard to describe but I just saw it at an art show a few weeks ago and I thought it was so amazing.
I once made my own fortune cookies from a kit–you could write person-specific fortunes for each of your dinner guests. It turned out to be a great conversation piece at the end of dinner. Everyone was amazed at how real their fortunes were–and then I gently told them that I had created them to be individual to all of them. But for a moment, it seemed as though Kreskin was in the room!
Melinda
@Brooks – Thanks lovely. And you take care of you, too! 🙂
@RB – Yeah, that one got me. What the?!
@Melinda – It is true, in some ways we do “make our own fortunes”. Which I guess is your point. What a cool thing to do – make your own fortune cookies! 😉